Sooo...a A proton walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive!"

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and the neutron says, How much do I owe you? The bartender says: "For you, no charge!"

:Sooo...a A proton walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive!"
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:A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and the neutron says, How much do I owe you? The bartender says: "For you, no charge!"
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What about the electron? Or was his attitude too negative?
Lewis
P. S. You started it.

::Sooo...a A proton walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive!"
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::A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and the neutron says, How much do I owe you? The bartender says: "For you, no charge!"
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:What about the electron? Or was his attitude too negative?
:Lewis
:P. S. You started it.

So if they got arrested for disorderly conduct from drinking too much, would they have to post a valence bond to get out of jail?

:::Sooo...a A proton walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive!"
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:::A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and the neutron says, How much do I owe you? The bartender says: "For you, no charge!"
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::What about the electron? Or was his attitude too negative?
::Lewis
::P. S. You started it.
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:So if they got arrested for disorderly conduct from drinking too much, would they have to post a valence bond to get out of jail?

Oooooh. Good one.
Lewis

Reminds me of a wedding I went to recently - two antennas were getting married - the ceremony was a snoozer........but the reception was excellent!!!